After a long wait, the much-needed safety improvement is here: the TTC has begun installing protective barriers on subway platforms! As the first barriers were installed at TMU Station, The Boundary sat down with an anonymous insider to discuss the changes. “Essentially, we were getting a lot of complaints about passengers boarding at TMU. White guys from Vaughan who just discovered Soundcloud, Mormon missionaries, and the academically mediocre denizens of Toronto’s upper mid

Tragedy has struck the St. George campus today as incoming first year Aaron Gonzales-Fukuyama was pronounced dead by his medical team after adopting one of the squirrels on the UC quad. Friends, family, and UC Orientation Execs have gathered for a candlelight vigil to which The Boundary has dispatched our least sensitive reporter. “He was just so sweet, I can’t believe he’s gone!” says floormate Elaine Principe, “All he wanted to do was help animals, and now nobody knows who

1.Interacting with Rotman Students Interacting with these "people" will trigger an unskippable cutscene featuring the most mind-numbing, idiotic conversations, in which you will hear the worst takes imaginable about the current state of the economy or their vacation to Dubai at their fourth home. By the end of the conversation, your brain capacity will have been halved. 2. Eating at University College Dining Hall The Howard Ferguson Dining Hall is Toronto's most infamous undo

University, on top of crippling debt and a useless degree, is a time for individuals to be exposed to new ideas and viewpoints. This was certainly the case for John Sims, the concerned parent of an incoming Vic student, who, while on campus tour, was introduced to the radical concept of a “Gender-Neutral” washroom. “I was looking for the can,” recounted Sims, "and I was shown to an unmarked door that just said 'washroom’.” When clarified that the space can be used by ‘anyone

In the barbarian wasteland at the southern edge campus known as the “Faculty of Applied Science and Engineering,” the illiterate hordes of froshers prepare for their most sacred ritual: dyeing each other purple and chanting while marching beneath the banner of their favourite Greek letter. This year, however, Great King of the Engineers N’gotha “Oog” Gruck, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to bless his new subjects with a magnanimous gift of blood sports. First, a

Theft. Stalking. Vehicular manslaughter. These are only some of the myriad crimes which University of Toronto students have admitted to on the popular Instagram account @uoftconfessions, famous for documenting everything from students cheating on their partners to committing criminal acts of public indecency with them. As a result of its popularity, CTV has now added to its roster of shows by bringing UofT Confessions on board as a true crime series, where the admissions made