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Breaking: A Third Co-Manager Departs Cat's Eye
Another crisis has struck the infamously gnarly Victoria College hangout space: a third co-manager has departed the management group. The committee, which was originally managed by six people, is currently down to three members after member Madelyn Svensson has stepped down for a “temporary hiatus.” The Cat’s Eye has been rife with drama since the original executive team was formed on a Netflix reality competition series that went viral for the gruelling trials prospective
J. L.
12 minutes ago


SidSmith Installs New Asbestos
At the heart of the Faculty of Arts & Science lies Sidney Smith Hall, famed for its institutional importance to the University. Now, the University of Toronto has revealed to The Boundary that as part of its campus revitalization work, SidSmith will be modernized to include brand-new, state-of-the-art asbestos in its ceilings. Graduate students in Environmental Studies and Chemistry took part in this work, taking painstaking care to find the latest, most damaging asbestos t
A. R.
20 minutes ago


Voracious Reader Disappointed in Dark Romance Selection at Vic Book Sale
The Victoria College Book Sale is a staple of the fall term, popular with students and retirees alike. The sale is known for having a wide variety of books, but it appears the book sale left a glaring omission with their refusal to stock what some consider to be the “only important form of literature:” dark romance. Our correspondent was on the scene when distraught student Athena McKay could be heard fighting with an elderly volunteer. “Why would anyone care about all of t
J. L.
22 minutes ago


OpEd: YorkU Has Oil and Yearns For Freedom
Perhaps it is silly to write an OpEd about a university most UofT students couldn’t locate on a map, but the call of moral duty on occasion supersedes common sense. It is incontrovertibly true that York University can no longer tolerate the status quo. Pain me as it does, I believe that we have a moral responsibility to initiate a special military operation to North York and liberate the region. York University once was a land of abundance, where the ethnic minorities in its
S. B.
31 minutes ago


OISE Hit By Magnitude 7 Train Arrival
First-year Arden Dawes had just arrived at her CHM135 lecture one bright Monday morning when disaster literally struck. “We were barely seated when there was a terrible screech somewhere below us, and then the ground started to tremble,” she recalls tearfully in front of OISE, the location of the tragedy. “I’m from the Pacific Northwest so I’ve done earthquake drills before. My first instinct was to hide under a desk, but my little desk was the size of a pizza slice!” It was
N. L.
Sep 24


Carabiner Shortage Strikes Environmental Studies Classroom
Tragedy struck last Friday in the Earth Sciences building as students in ENV223: Fundamental Environmental Skills received a rather disastrous UTAlert notification. The message read: “Severe shortage of carabiners reported in and around the Earth Sciences building. Students are advised to remain calm. If you have been binging JackieShauna edits to Ethel Cain songs as of late, seek shelter immediately.” This tragedy, of course, has most impacted the lesbian demographic, which
A. M.
Sep 22
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