Career Centre Tells Student to Step it the Fuck Up
A laid-back fourth-year student felt the white hot rage of the Career Learning Network after it was revealed she had a 2.7 CGPA and had only
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Boundary Staff
Sep 16, 2018
Man Desperate for Campus Brochure Feature Hospitalized after 36-Hour Frisbee Bender
Area student William Williams is in critical condition at St. Michael’s Hospital after a grueling, day-and-a-half frisbee marathon....
Boundary Staff
Sep 13, 2018
University of Toronto Colleges Ranked Alphabetically
Even after a decade of determining these rankings, this process never gets easier. While number one may be predictable, number six will...
Boundary Staff
Sep 12, 2018
In Huge Win for Residence Algorithm, Long-Lost Brothers Reunited in Double Room
After a decade of constant yet fruitless searching, two long-lost siblings were reunited in the most unlikely of settings: an empty...
Boundary Staff
May 2, 2018
Desperate English Majors Begin Making Animal Sacrifices to Northrop Frye Statue
Toronto, ON: A series of votive offerings -- including the midday slaughtering of over 800 lambs -- and other dedications have been left...
Boundary Staff
Apr 30, 2018
President-Elect Boucher Promises Bloody Purge, Improved Dental Plan
Toronto, ON: Anne Boucher, the newly-elected leader of the University of Toronto Students' Union (UTSU) held a celebratory press...
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