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Trinity Student Beheaded After Questioning High Table Attire
Gasps, glares, and gore were abundant Wednesday as Henry Wotton Eggsworth-Puddington’s pudgy head rolled down the front steps of Trinity...
Kevin Yin
Nov 22, 2018


Boundary’s Inaugural Open House Sees Largest Crowd Size in University's History
An estimated 60,000 people attended The Boundary’s inaugural open house on Monday night, the most of any group event in the history of...
Boundary Staff
Nov 20, 2018


'Tutorial Buddy' Attempts Bold Self-Promotion in Friendship
After finishing his Friday afternoon tutorial – his last of the week – Innis College student Jack Mango engaged in a bold, “borderline...
Louis Butt
Nov 19, 2018


Football Team Tricked into Surprise Conversion Unit at Goldring Gym
On Monday night, the University of Toronto football team was “ambushed” by a surprise mathematics quiz while training at the...
Daniel Aykler
Nov 16, 2018


Student Failing Ornithology Class Desperately Seeking Easier Bird Course
Let’s face it. Sometimes students decide to take a certain elective under the assumption that it will be easy. They can relax, scroll...
Schomberg Bureau Chief Nick Berger
Nov 14, 2018

'You Were Home?!' Says Roomate Emerging From Audible 'Alone Time'
It was a Monday evening like any other; Jonah Gould was simply going about his routine. The young Annex resident locked his door, closed...
Will Stoecker
Nov 12, 2018
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