President-Elect Boucher Promises Bloody Purge, Improved Dental Plan
Toronto, ON: Anne Boucher, the newly-elected leader of the University of Toronto Students' Union (UTSU) held a celebratory press...
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Boundary Staff
Apr 22, 2018
Future Fascist, War Criminal Takes Entire Group Study Room for Himself
Toronto, ON: Smug misanthrope Kevin McKelvey, a suspected perpetrator of crimes against humanity, casually annexed an entire fucking...
Boundary Staff
Apr 21, 2018
Robarts Baristas Nearing End of Eight-Month Tour of Duty
Toronto, ON: With May 1st fast approaching, the battle-hardened baristas at Starbucks’ John P. Robarts Library location are nearing the...
Boundary Staff
Apr 19, 2018
Lonely EX100 Janitor Bonds with Ghosts of Fallen GPAs
Toronto ON - Eugene Wong, a single, middle-aged janitor at the University of Toronto’s Exam Centre, was sweeping the floor of the main...
Kyle Brickman
Apr 19, 2018
Men’s Rights Club Baffled by Co-Ed BBQ Failure
Members of a self-proclaimed “prestigious” organization are in shambles today as their latest and most promising event of the year failed...
Boundary Staff
Apr 18, 2018
Sensing Opportunity, Astute Rotman Student Sets Self on Fire Outside Robarts
Toronto, ON: After a GoFundMe campaign to bring back a burned-down hot dog stand raised over $10,000, Oliver MacDonald had an idea: Why...
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