Report: Trinity College to Accept Irish on Trial Basis
Toronto, ON: On April 13th, the decidedly WASP-y Trinity College admitted its first ever Irish individual, Rob Flanagan of Belleville,...
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Boundary Staff
Apr 13, 2018
Promising Alumna Forced into Barista Gig
Toronto, ON: The ink wasn't even dry on her degree when she started scouring Toronto for a complementary, stable job. Fresh from her...
Boundary Staff
Apr 10, 2018
Isolated Closet Full of Wailing Infants, Diapers Seems Like Awesome Place to Crank Out a Few Reading
Toronto, ON: Robarts Library's new family study space is being praised for its innovative features and parent-friendly environment....
Boundary Staff
Apr 9, 2018
Evil Fucking Mastermind Professor Intentionally Sabotaging Student's Life
Toronto, ON: After receiving a below-average grade on his end-of-semester paper, first-year biology student Malcolm Deveaux has concluded...
Boundary Staff
Apr 7, 2018
Sociology Department Just Happy to be Here
As most Varsity Blues ready themselves for a gruelling, month-long hibernation, sociology majors are reportedly "just happy to be here."...
Boundary Staff
Apr 5, 2018
Report: Wycliffe College Constructing Biblical Ark in Queen's Park
Toronto, ON: Investigators have uncovered a Wycliffe College plot to construct a 7,000-animal yacht in the middle of Queen's Park,...
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