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Victoria College's First Halal, Gluten-Free, Vegan, Kosher Pub Night Boycotted by Fuming 'An
Toronto, ON: Twelve students at the famously inclusive Victoria College boycotted the college's inaugural Halal, Gluten-Free, Vegan,...
Boundary Staff
Mar 11, 2018


Termite Infestation Boosts Ryerson's Average Class Size to 38,000, Nearly Catching UofT
Toronto, ON: Millions more pests have flooded into Ryerson University, raising the average class size to an astounding 38,000 students....
Boundary Staff
Mar 9, 2018
In Bid to 'Break' Uncooperative Terrorists, Ottawa to Abandon Waterboarding, Subject Felons
Ottawa, ON: In a press conference on Monday, Prime Minister Trudeau announced a cutting-edge strategy to combat the silence exhibited by...
Boundary Staff
Mar 9, 2018


'Toike Oike' Circulation Reaches Double-Digits as Shivering Students Begin Using Paper as Fi
Toronto, ON: One of The Boundary’s generously-named “rivals” has reached new publication heights. As the unrelenting cold and a frigid...
Boundary Staff
Mar 9, 2018


St. Michael's College Introduces Handcrafted Artisan Sandwiches at Famed Canada Room Dining Hall
Toronto, ON: In an attempt to revive the company's subpar culinary reputation and bolster dwindling revenues, Brennan Hall partner...
Boundary Staff
Mar 7, 2018


60lb Dumbbells Lifted From Historic Resting Place in Hart House Weight Room
Toronto ON: Reports flooding The Boundary's headquarters confirm that a pair of 60lb dumbbells were touched and lifted early this...
Boundary Staff
Mar 7, 2018
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