EXTRA, EXTRA! An early twenties female was spotted red handed drinking a BEER this weekend, and not just any beer, but a Guinness. This was a spectacle for the ages, which gathered a large crowd of individuals, fascinated by the sight.
We asked the young woman, Siobhan O’Connor, to comment on her enjoyment of the pint, but she declined to comment. She was just so cool and chill, truly not like any other girl we have encountered here at in Toronto.
Witnesses claimed this young woman’s beer drinking to be the “hottest thing they’ve ever seen” and “the greatest thing to happen on St. Patrick’s day.” One partygoer even fainted at the sight, then later noted, "I was overwhelmed by arousal. For a moment, I wasn't even looking at her tits."
The bartender, who first laughed when the drink was ordered, claimed the sight gave him whiplash and commented that, “I couldn’t believe my eyes…..a GIRL? Drinking a BEER? I was sure that I was dreaming. You should have seen her split the G, it was insane. I will never forget that moment.”
O’Connor’s boyfriend was spotted crying in the washroom, mumbling that he will “never be good enough” then begging God to “please help [him].” It seemed the attention granted to Ryan had placed a significant strain on their relationship. It was of no help that he had ordered a Tequila Sunrise.
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