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Sergio Villiger

First Date Serenades Up 400% Since Oasis Tour Announcement

Music stores throughout the GTA report acoustic guitar shortages amidst excitement over the Oasis’s new tour announcement. The concert will be performed between the cranes and scaffoldings of the yet-to-be-built Rogers Stadium in a novel performance style called “Everyone knows projects like these never finish by their deadline, dummy.” That long ass title might mean something special is under construction!


We spoke with Rosa Alvarez, a victim of one of these violent attacks on womankind, “He took his guitar out and just kept singing until I got up and left. When I stood up, he insisted I listen to one more song, “Everlong” by the Foo Fighters. I intend to not see him ever again.”


Wonderwall guitar tutorial videos have also spiked in popularity on the newest video platforms Oasis fans have used to date, such as VEVO and MySpace. User I_Heart_Indie commented, “Thank you so much for the tutorial. Now I can totally jam with my girl, she’s definitely falling in love with me for my quirky music taste.”

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