There’s nothing better than a good old-fashioned look-alike contest. Celebrities like Timothee Chalamet, Dev Patel, and Paul Mescal have found impressive (and unimpressive) lookalikes at recent contests across the globe. When the model in question is our very own university president, it’s even better! However, the contest was faced with an unexpected speed bump when numerous contest crashers showed up. Not only that, but they (supposedly) weren’t even aware of what was happening.
Contest participant Bill Wilson, who was later crowned the winner, said that the judging was just about to begin when several participants began raising suspicion. “Well, they kept on asking us about our sobriety dates which I thought was a bit odd. Then they began asking us why there wasn’t any coffee,” Wilson explained while touching up his bald cap. “Honestly, I’m thankful that they weren’t actually competing. None of us would have stood a chance if they were.” Once the confusion was made apparent, the contest was able to go on, with the recovering alcoholics congregating in the back. “I overheard a good bit of what they were saying. They were talking about relapse fears, mostly, but also stuff like prostate problems and mortgages. Honestly, not too far off from our own problems. Small world!”
When asked, an anonymous contest crasher said, “I thought it was a little odd they would have a meeting at a university. I know how much students drink. Hell, that was where my problems started.” Wilson reportedly agreed to sponsor several recovering alcoholics who showed up, resulting in this story’s happy ending.
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